I Really Want to Win an Ipad2

So I filled out this survey. Can you tell that I don't want to ride the bus? Or survey my neighbors to see if any of them work in Valley Junction, and want to be included in my irratic morning schedule?  Given the obnoxious theme of my responses, you'll likely hear from me soon with the news that I have broken my leg or lost my license.  Now please, all knock on wood in unison for me.