You know those disgusting new commercials about toilet paper that talk about getting real about toilet paper. They have 5 or 6 different women on there that talk about how it has to make you feel clean??? yech....well, I have a new marketing campaign for Always - yes, the personables (maxi pads for everyone that isn't my mom) maker...
Their current tag line is, 'Always. Have a happy period.'
I came up with something better, and more 'real'. How about,
'Always. Because an unhappy period is better than no period at all.'
I think that thought makes me get over the cramps and moodswings a lot faster than some bitch and her silly smile.