Adding to the blog list of really weird messages I get from online dating sites will be this gem. While I was off in NEIowa getting my Christmas on, I received these messages:
you are hot
Oh, wow! Thanks! I feel like if I was really down on myself, I may respond to this one...we'd have a whirlwind romance that would start with me asking if he meant, 'sweaty hot' or 'boner hot'. He'd pick me up for our first date, knock me out with a club, throw me over his shoulder, and kidnap me.
2nd notable email missed whilest not checking messages:
wow you are seriously no bullsh*t the most beautiful woman i have EVER seen in my ENTIRE life ..why in the hell are you on a dating site? you are like "OMFG HOTT" i cant stop staring at your pics lol... i would LOOOOOVE to get to know you...may i text u?
No. You may not. This one for serious blows me away. How could I have known I'd have such an impact wearing a sombrero...I'm a little queezy with the idea that my picture is now stuck to the bathroom floor in some sketchy apartment somewhere....overkill.