Received this note from a potential suitor today:
How can I start to be a piece of your heart?
Does this guy really want me to answer honestly? Because that is the dumbest question I have ever sincerely been asked. You can start with not asking dumb shit like that. COME ON!
Perusing another profile if found this gem:
I know I wouldn't want to date an obese girl who relies on public transportation.
HILARIOUS! Actually emailed this guy because he had this in his profile. I'll let you know how that goes.