Saturday, December 11, 2010

Is this real life?

Received this note from a potential suitor today:

How can I start to be a piece of your heart?

Does this guy really want me to answer honestly? Because that is the dumbest question I have ever sincerely been asked.  You can start with not asking dumb shit like that.  COME ON!

Perusing another profile if found this gem:

I know I wouldn't want to date an obese girl who relies on public transportation.

HILARIOUS!  Actually emailed this guy because he had this in his profile.  I'll let you know how that goes. 

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